May 29, 1963: The President stands by a bouquet of 46 red roses on his 46th and final birthday.
(Source: jackandjackie, via mechastreisand)
| nobody: | you're cute and I want to date you |
i wanna deliberately go out and buy a tshirt for a band and tell people “yeah im not sure what beatles are but i thought the shirt was cool” just to see how many special snowflakes i anger
i’m about to cry
my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato
he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice
i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches
then he started to cry and ran off and yelled
they all think i’ve had gay threesomes!!!!!
i’m actually crying omg
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| waitress: | what would you like to drink |
| me: | the blood of my enemies |
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| waitress: | is pepsi okay? |
can we all just take a second to appreciate the fact spiders can’t fly
(via valiantchild)
| Girl 1: | My boyfriend looks best in skinny jeans. |
| Girl 2: | My boyfriend looks best in leather jacket. |
| Me: | My boyfriend looks best in 1080P HD. |
FAVORITE MOVIE: The Avengers (2012)
And there came a day, a day unlike any other… when Earth’s mightiest heroes found themselves united against a common threat… to fight the foes no single superhero could withstand… on that day, The Avengers were born.
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When your friends don’t laugh at the hilarious joke you just told and you’re the only one laughing.
On the outside:
In your head:
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